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roosterize

1. Much like the shocker this sexual act includes the insertion of the index and middle fingers into a woman's vagina. However, as opposed to the shocker, instead of inserting the pinky finger into the anus, the person inserts their ring finger into the woman's anus.
2. The act of a woman's sexual partner inserting his/her index and middle fingers into the woman's vagina with the ring finger being inserted into the woman's anus. Upon removal of the ring finger from the woman's anus, the woman then defecates all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger.
3. The act of a woman defecating all over the sheets and/or her partner's ring finger after the removal of her partners ring finger from her anus.
Andy roosterized the Puerto Rican chick he was dating and upon removing his ring finger, she subsequently roosterized all over his finger and the sheets.
by SBDO January 5, 2009
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Sydney Roosters

One of the oldest (Est. 1908) and by far the best NRL teams in the competition. The Roosters made the grand final in 4 of the last 5 seasons. Often hated buy uneducated bogans and westies because the Roosters home is in Bondi, one of the more elite sea side suburbs of Sydney, therefore are seen as "the rich kids"
Dave; lets all go to the footy, the Sydney Roosters are playing
Ben; nah screw that, they’re shit
Dave; yeah you’re right lets just stay in the ghetto tonight and get pissed again
Ben; yeah mate lets show the world how proud we are of living in the western suburbs and acting like rednecks!
by andie_s April 6, 2006
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roosterfish

Rooster - AKA - (another name for a Rooster) A Cock, Fish - AKA - (type of fish) SUCKER

Rooster - Fish conversion
Cock - Sucker
Al and Lisa in York are both roosterfish
by B-Dogg to da G January 30, 2004
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Roosterfish

A euphemism for when you can't say "cocksucker(s)." Typically used around mixed company or elder relatives you don't want to offend. Originates from Rooster (cock) and a suckerfish. Useful because the same word can apply to singular or plural targets.
"Did you hear what Jeff did yesterday?"
"No, what?"
"He went up to a guy in a wheelchair and started skipping around him, and then ran off."
<easily offended person walks into the room>
"What a roosterfish!"

<Reading mail with company over, IRS says you have to pay in this year>
"Roosterfish!"
by Roy3030 February 6, 2012
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roosters breakfast

Sex in the morning; Doing a root at sunrise...
"Hey Dave! Did you get a roosters breakfast?"
by frank pterodactyl January 14, 2009
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roosterfish

cock-sucker. someone who sucks one's cock.
"what's up roosterfish.","lick my balls too roosterfish."
by stuart ivey February 22, 2008
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Roostering

The act, when intoxicated of shitting and vomiting simultaneously. The international symbol for roostering is sometimes confused with the symbol for “walk like an Egyptian”
Alex: Did you see Matt after the party last night?
Obi: Yeah he was roostering on the front lawn!
by Yotay October 30, 2019
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