Roomba Management

Roomba Management is the management technique of blindly trying out ideas and then randomly changing direction until an idea works, a lot like the Roomba vacuum cleaner. However a Roomba is very effective.

Observing a Roomba in action it basically blindly drives around a room bumping into things and then changing direction until it eventually covers the entire floor. While entertaining to watch, and pretty effective for vacuuming a room, Roomba Management is very painful to experience.

by KingKongDave May 17, 2010

Roomba friend

The friend introduced to your group by one of the extroverted serial introvert adopters that just hangs around for a while and you get attached to it and it just feels wrong when they’re not there.

Jack was the roomba friend.
Veronica pulled him into our friendgroup and now it feels wrong without him there.

by Local__Stupidity January 12, 2022

roomba surfing

The act of cruising and balancing oneself on a roomba in motion.

just saw my 2 year old nephew roomba surfing

hes light enough to be roomba surfing while roomba's working on cleaning up. i love my roomba.

by latte17 July 20, 2010

Roomba Boy

It means a person who likes to suck penis. This phrase works interchangeably through genders

Timmy is a Roomba boy
Your dad is a Roomba man for real, for real

by Conqueefador851239 July 12, 2023

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Claymore Roomba

The deadliest weapon to ever exist

Say "Alexa intruder alert"
"Alexa Will"
Say "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker
Play "Welcome to the jungle" by Guns N Roses
Turn off all lights

RELEASE CLAYMORE ROOMBA

by LForLamo November 20, 2020