When u be like, “imma type this big ass essay as a txt 4 my fren” and then they be like “cool” afTER YOU SPENT FIFTEEN MINUTES TUPING THE GODDAMN THING AND POURED YOUR HEART AND SOULD INTO IT BEING ALL PASSIONATE NCRAP JUST TO RECEIVE A “cool” AND I COULDNT EVEN BE A “cool beans” LIKE NO DUDE THATS EFFIN ROOD. R O O D.
“Hey man did you know that coconuts are mammals? I wrote you a whole essay. Y’know cuz they produce milk and have hair... read more”
When you are so rude that you speak with your ex all night and don't give a fck about your girl sitting next to you...that's just ROOD
(Dumbass) - Hey bro...I've just bumped into Jessica last night..
(bro) - O! And what about Lana?
(Dumbass) - naaah...she was just sitting there...all night
(bro) - that's rood you know...