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rolling on the floor laughing my ass off while shitting jellybeans and kissing p.diddys infamous orange butthole while caressing rocks
paul: why did the chicken cross the road?
wall: why?
paul: to get on the other side
wall: roflmaowsjakpdiobwcr
by effmeuptheahole December 1, 2006
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ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.
ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!
by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006
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roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.
-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1
by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007
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roflmaosmttntpm

rolling on floor, laughing my ass off, slapping my thigh, trying not to piss myself, a very long acronym to show one online that you are laughing, first introduced in one of murdersize's articles.
Stephen:hey nick wanna hear a joke?
nick:only if its disturbing and wrong like me :D
stephen:okay, what did the fish say when he ran into a wall? dam!
nick:roflmaosmttntpm
by stephen mather January 2, 2004
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roflmaoshicad

Rolling
On
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off
So
Hard
I
Choke
And
Die

Longer version of rofl or lmao, internet speak.
(On a messenger)
Fred: *Tells funny story*
Goerge: ROFLMAOSHICAD
by Ninjaskillz September 30, 2006
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roflmaobtcastciiho

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off, Biting The Carpet And Scaring The Cat If I Had One.

Combination of ROFLMAO, ROFLBTC and ROFLSTCIIHO. Means that you laugh.
Person #1: *says something funny*
Person #2: ROFLMAOBTCASTCIIHO
by SyrFox February 7, 2008
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roflmaoastc

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off and scaring the cat.
One of many abbreviations that started with "lol" (Laugh Out Loud) in the on-line community.
- Steave said he will be a geek no more
- roflmaoastc
by Quixot3 February 6, 2006
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