National Sam Roasts You Day

December 12th-

National Sam Roasts you day. Sam got roasted yesterday due to December 11th being national roast Sam day. Now it's time for Sam to roast you back. Today marks the day where Sam can roast anyone not named Sam.

Example-

Sam: you're dumber than bricks
Person 2: wha-
Sam: it's national Sam Roasts you day, this is payback for yesterday's roast Sam day

by NullTheFloof December 11, 2020

Brogans gran’s roasts

Brogans grans roast potatoes are a wonderful thing to behold

They were amazing until she dropped dead

The spuds tastes like brogans gran’s roasts

by Spudatron November 30, 2024

Roast File

An electronic file folder or other compiling containing unflattering videos, photos, Snapchats, texts, etc. of a friend for future roast, embarrassment, or blackmail.

*Takes picture of friend sleeping with mouth wide open* "I'll add this to my roast file." *Cackles*

by restrainyourself May 12, 2016

Los Santos Institute of Roastology

A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.

Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got

you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if

she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?

Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology

by weenerwilly January 18, 2021

roastosis

noun - the study of the proper technique to advance one's roasting and dissing skills, typically studied before a twitter fight or a rap battle

Johnny won the rap battle because he studies roastosis.

by RoasterExpert9000 December 16, 2014

roastosterone

when one's roastosis levels are high, he has high roastosterone. to get rid of roastosterone one must practice roastosis. to gain it, one must be pumped and in a situatation where the art of roastosis is flowing

Johnny won the rap battle because his roastosterone levels were off the chart.

by RoasterExpert9000 April 23, 2015

Roast a bone

Smoke a joint

"Block the wind, I'm gunna roast a bone"

by boneRoaster May 21, 2015