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River Rat 

person who frequents the Colorado River.In particular the Lake Havasu/Parker Strip region. Commonly pays more attention to their boat than their wife,family,house etc. Almost always seen with a Coors Light in hand
Look at that guy. A piece of crap truck and a fugly house but a $75000.00 boat.

Yah,he must be a River Rat.
River Rat by bubbadave August 26, 2005

river rat 

One who stays on and/or near NO PARTICULAR river more than one lives in ones own house and spends long, strenuous hours enduring the rapids, with one's choice of various water sports, such as, but not limited to; kayaking, canoeing, rafting, and the ever popular tubing.
It is very possible that one has not showered in an extended period of time.
It is also highly possible to find among this wondrous group of people a body that smokes that beautiful, amazing, god-sent herb, marijuana<3.
1)
Person A: I haven't seen that person in at least a month.
Person B: Probably because that river rat never leaves the river.
2)
Person A: Man that person stinks.
Person B: You'll find that many river rats do due to an extended period of time on the river without a shower.
3)
Person A: Dude, what is that smell? It smells like... skunk!

Person B: Well see that river rat over there? First, it is not skunk you are smelling. Second, that is not oregano it's..... real good "TOBACCO" in that "TOBACCO pipe".

;)
river rat by BQGAniala June 27, 2009

river rat 

1. A dirty person that lives down by a river or creek, claiming to be clean.
That river rat is so filthy.
river rat by George560 November 9, 2008

River Rat 

River Rat, As in a person who rushes one for a joint/blunt/bong etc. then holds it longer than one should in a rotation
that river rat geoff was grabin at that blunt then wouldn't pass it.
River Rat by jpfresh February 25, 2009

River Rat 

Defined by Cheravians as, a derogatory term for anyone who hails from across the Great Pee Dee River. ex. Wallace, or Bennettsville, S.C.
Look look!! It's a pack of River Rats
River Rat by TorcherSapyro May 15, 2005

River Rat 

A person who plays poker knowing that its all aobut chance and by getting the cards they need to own the noobs who take it seriosuly
"I got the Ace on the river!"

"You river rat!"

"Just owned you noob!"
River Rat by 375ml January 20, 2009