Light pubic hair on fire with hand sanitizer. Then You take frosting freshly scooped from a chocolate cake and clean the anus with it. Then, you rap your dong with bacon and do a reverse clockwise spin while thrusting into her anus. While hitting a banjo with a stick in the middle of a warehouse surrounded by chained platypus with ski masks.
"Did you try the California Beef-Ritual last night?"
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
"She was impressed by my California Beef-Cake Ritual performance."
by LinSanity77 November 20, 2018
Get the California Beef-Cake Ritual mug.The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.
Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!
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"I woke up this morning with a piece of past caught in my throat, and then I choked." - From the song For Want Of - Rites Of Spring
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Simply put, her presence makes your day better .
Simply put, her presence makes your day better .
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This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.
The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"
by Gizrik October 3, 2016
Get the The emo death fall ritual mug.Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.
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I really can't find much fault with Monica Lewinsky...if I had had a chance to perform the ritual Hoover on the President, I would have done it, if for no other reason than to have an incredible story to tell my grandchildren one day.
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