rissole

French in origin, a rissole is a small fried patty made with mincemeat and breadcrumbs. Often passed off as a delicacy by outrageously camp Kiwi chefs, a rissole is actually traditionally a peasant’s food, and is still considered this in France.

Typically the rissole is made up of leftovers and scraps left in the cupboards. Due to this rissole often leaves people with vicious gastrointestinal repercussions. This may include incidents of sharting.

I'm afraid that all we have left in the larder is that 3 day old rissole. We can't possibly make them eat that.

by Eileen McGregor March 8, 2005

Risshole

Referring to ones rectal passage.

You can stick that right up your risshole

by willyWetherby November 30, 2011

The Ristoles

The Ristoles is a sex act that involves two guys, a can of whip cream, handcuffs, and a motorcycle helmet. One guy will put on the helmet then proceed to handcuff the other guy to the bed post. He will then put whip cream on the other guy's penis and perform a blowjob for exactly 30 minutes then leave because his 3rd break is over and must go back to the production floor.

Guy 1: Dude, what happened to you last night? Why did you suddenly leave, JC?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, that's just me pulling my signature move; the Ristoles! ;)

by DJ_Stone October 28, 2019

Rissole

Australian slang for your arse hole, bum, backside. Due to the visual similarity of a meat rissole and the rectum.

"If I bent over any further, anyone could see right up my rissole."

by poida May 20, 2017

riphole

a person who has experienced anal sex, and may have his has his/her crack hole ripped open.

Litteral text: "I have a riphole from bed last night"

Insulting text:"Dude, what a riphole!"

by popo's on the tail April 14, 2009

Rissole

Fishcake Fish and potato within a breadcrumb surrounding, usually seasoned.

What a fishcake is known as in Sheffield for some reason...

by Bob February 15, 2005

The Rissole Effect

Makes those around her slightly dazed and confused by such blatant stupidity. Master of subtly drawing people into her spiraling darkness and web of lies. We highly recommend labeling 'The Rissole effect' with a medical warning.

Mate, you need some beers! It looks like you've been the victim of the Rissole effect. That girl should come with a health warning.

by Dr Marsh June 4, 2013