ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

by billigan August 3, 2007

ruptured balls

UHHH...
Could be the painfull outcome from sliding down a rope.

When you slide down a rope and your balls Feel like soap...
you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.


OR

When your slammed inthe door and your balls hitthe floor...
you know what you've got?

by mavros July 25, 2008

ruptured asshole

To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!

I penetrated Elly's asshole so fast and hard with my monster penis, she got a ruptured asshole.

by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016

Ripture

When you take a shit so big the you rip your asshole so much that you begin to bleed and the blood drips down from your asshole into the toilet and a little gets on the shit and dyes the water red.

Bryant Pack took a shit and riptured himself.

by Bobby April 1, 2005

Ruptured Duck

A punk rock band from North West new Jersey. www.rupturedduck.bavehost.com

Jake: Dude, lets go to the show tonight!
Tim: Who's playing, man?
Jake: Ruptured Duck and X's For Eyes. It'll be fucking awesome!
Tim: Let's go, man.

by Sam Kling February 12, 2004

Raptured

stolen, enticed, a rape of the senses, a good feeling, a state of awesomeness, love, and all the above

the piece of music raptured my heart.

by Holden Megroin December 14, 2009

Raptured

To disappear without reason; to disappear without an explanation; to vanish

"I took a dump, but when i got up, there was nothing in the bowl. I think my deuce got raptured"

by poachbox July 9, 2011