"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."
by billigan August 3, 2007
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you've got mail.Huh? NO NO you've got ruptured balls.
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you know what you've got?
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To have a ruptured asshole means that your anus has been stretched so wide it explodes, leaving a not-so-tight-hole!
by MrJackRadford November 28, 2016
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