She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

by Notmysocks March 25, 2009

ructions

ooooo!!! big TRRRRRROUBLE!!!! the unmentionable.....simply fearful.....

R-R-R-Ructions!

only a mama can threaten ructions...

mama: now if you don't clear that mess there'll be ructions aye...
young family member: what's ructions?
older family member: ooooo! r-r-ructions! you'll find out when you're older! (although you never do)

by dan... May 25, 2006

Fear-rection

Fear+Erection.

When a woman puts the fear of God into you, and at the same time turns you on.

A woman could be intimidating, scary, or even just irritable.
However, she still may give you a boner.

Stacie just about ripped my head off, but now I got a Fear-rection.

by majorbro May 28, 2011

Hugh G. Rection

Ummm..... It's self explanatory. You know...by reading the name.

He has a Hugh G. Rection! Ok..That didnt really make any sense.

by An ASIAN DUDE July 8, 2004

Hue G rection

What men want, yet you shouldn't keep this name for obvious reasons. Typically something to brag about (but please don't brag if this is your name).

My girlfriend likes my Hue G Rection

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Hugh G Rection

Hugh g rection is a nice guy I would date him for sure. I would love to have a good time with him

Hugh g rection is my best friend

by Lil tonka October 10, 2019

random rection

random erection that happens for no reason.

Dude I had a random rection at work today right before I had to get up to go meet with my boss. I had to cover it with my briefcase

by zingerhoff September 14, 2013