Rice cake

1: Stuff Asians eat.

2: When cum splatters a vagina, making it have a "rice-like" appearance.

Damn, last nice I had a huge load. Made myself a Rice cake.

by WinkyWonk;> February 16, 2017

rice cake

a great ass nickname for someone named peter

person 1: ayeee rice cake wassup
person 2: hi
person 1: someone's rice is up in a bunch
person 2: fuck u bro
person 1: gotta love rice cake

by mrs.kitcat March 15, 2017

Rice Cake

A circular cake made out of hardened rice that preschool teachers shove down your throat. They expect it to make ypu healthy.

EAT RICE CAKE GET MUSCLE

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

rice cake shark

A game played by children in California in which children violently gnash and bite rice cakes. The rice cakes are said to represent surfboards on which an imaginary surfer is balancing for dear life. The children act as sharks trying to eat or destroy the surfboard, and by extension, kill and eat the surfer.

Tammy thought her kids were normal, but that was until they day she found them playing rice cake shark.

by Mister Cancel July 29, 2008

rice cake girl

A straight basic white girl with a boring ass life. Who wants to have a gay bestie but freaks out ever time a girl who likes girls come near her.

“You see Kelly over there she’s such a rice cake girl”

by Human 1 July 10, 2021

father rice cake

the oldest know rice cake to walk this planet. father rice cake is best known for causing the world to spin on its axis.

honey its time for bed, please go pray to father rice cake.

by Tablecloth_wanker March 22, 2020

Pwnage Rice Cake

A reward for pwning some n00bs is none other than a 'Pwnage Rice Cake'

Tastes like pwnage rice cakes.

by Alice Tippit September 9, 2006