fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
by Sunny Southern Cali Bunny February 9, 2010

The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
by SkuubaSam July 22, 2011

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
by Derek February 20, 2005

A man, too old, going to a night club with over-tight pantaloons, bloated genitalia, a wink and a smile.
by rhinestone angel November 13, 2009

"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
by The English Muffin September 20, 2011

by geoffrie December 10, 2008

An act of "Vagazilling" resulting in a pictogram that resembles the consumption of the vagina or clitoral hood e.g. "clitoris" by Pac-man or similar such creature, with a voracious appetite (or shall we say a vagacious appetite)
by jonathan trufflesnout September 23, 2012
