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rhinestone rodeo

fancy western attire only worn by a bronc, mariachi band member, or pageant contestant; often accented with fringe, rhinestones, sequins, and/or heavy embroidery.
My bronc neighbor plays cumbia music in the driveway and is always dressed in rhinestone rodeo clothes.
by Sunny Southern Cali Bunny February 9, 2010
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Rhinestone Cowboy

The "Rhinestone Cowboy" is a fairly dangerous sexual act. Just prior to anal sex (preferably a with a man), the 'cowboy' will attach rhinestones to his dick (with some sort of skin-safe adhesive). Some of the rhinestones may dislodge during coitus, this is perfectly normal and will give the recipient the moniker "Rhinestone Cowgirl".
I got Rhinestone Cowboy'd by my boyfriend last night, I think there's still a few in there.
by SkuubaSam July 22, 2011
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rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
by Derek February 20, 2005
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rhinestone angel

A man, too old, going to a night club with over-tight pantaloons, bloated genitalia, a wink and a smile.
That dude just jackhammered this place with an ass like a rhinestone angel.
by rhinestone angel November 13, 2009
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eat more rhinestones

One of the worst and most offensive things you can EVER say to a person, especially to women.
"Melissa, eat more rhinestones!"
"You bastard! I can't believe you said that to me!"
*runs off crying*
by The English Muffin September 20, 2011
mugGet the eat more rhinestonesmug.

put your ass to the rhinestone

to get to work making something, someone, or yourself a super tawdry fabulous gaudy god!
hey twink-wanna-be, shave off that mullet, pop your collar and put your ass to the rhinestone!
by geoffrie December 10, 2008
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Rhinestone Pacman

An act of "Vagazilling" resulting in a pictogram that resembles the consumption of the vagina or clitoral hood e.g. "clitoris" by Pac-man or similar such creature, with a voracious appetite (or shall we say a vagacious appetite)
"yo that bitch tina is quite the freak. She had a Rhinestone Pacman going on downstairs"
by jonathan trufflesnout September 23, 2012
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