Proper sound lad. Will probably play county and bench press double his own body weight as a warm up. Well class
by Whoppermunch18 October 19, 2019
Get the Reuban mug.Reuben's disease is the suffering of a receeding hairline. Famous sufferers of the illness include Mick McArthy, Joleon Lescott, Christian Slater, The Rock and Sting. The ultimate end to Reuben's disease is complete baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Stage 1= early stages, hairline meets the very top of the forehead
Stage 2= Receeded further to midway on the scalp
Stage 3= The Reuben's disease will now start eating from the back of the head however the front will still be at about the halfway mark on the top of the head
Stage 4= Both the front and back are receeding to the point that there is only a touch of precious hair left
Stage 5= Total baldness
Person A: Hey man, what the hell is wrong with that guy's hair?!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
Person B: Oh shit....
Person A: What?! what is it...
Person B: That guy's got Reuben's disease..poor guy, he'll never recover from that, stage 4 before you know it!
by thebollockboy November 2, 2012
Get the Reuben's Disease mug.A dastardly clever pseudonym that most will not pick up on initially. Works especially well in school, signing up for grocery store discount cards or general situations where giving out your real name isn't in your best interest.
"Thank you for shopping at _______ Mr....umm...how do you pronounce your last name?" "That would be Mycock, Reuben Mycock.
Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock
Other spellings:
Reuben Micoch
Reuben Mycoch
Reuben Micock
Reuben Mycock
by Reuben Micoch January 16, 2008
Get the Reuben Micoch mug.Boyfriend: "When my girlfriend farts, it gives me a reboner"
Or
Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"
Or
Girlfriend: "My boyfriend's Movember mustache gives me a reboner"
by CharlieMurphy13 November 24, 2010
Get the Reboner mug.Reuben is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He has the most kindest most loving heart and always lights up the room with his smile. He is forgiving and very understanding especially when you need someone to talk to. He makes all the girls hearts flutter and is just perfect. He is very cute and charming. He is absolutely the coolest most lit guy you will ever meet. This guy is amazing.
Person one - ohmygosh that guy Reuben is so cute!
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack
Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
Person two - he just melts my heart just by looking at him
Person three - Reuben is definitely a shnack
Person four - geez guys don’t be cringey
by Trashbag93 October 21, 2018
Get the Reuben mug.Imagine your dying of thirst in the desert and you see a wall around a giant ice cube. you want it so bad but yo can't get it. the ice cube is Reuben the wall is every sane female on the planet
by THE REAL ONES () September 16, 2019
Get the Reuben mug.A British born YouTuber known for his Brawl Stars YTPs and other Comedic Videos. He is associated with the YouTuber Trickk
by Not Reuben EditZ August 17, 2020
Get the Reuben Editz mug.