Resentment

A feeling of bitterness for someone, something, an event, etc..

Criticism only breeds resentment.

by typicalcabbage_ July 29, 2020

vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

Resentment Wank

The style of masturbation often used when your girlfriend has gone out on a "girls only" night out.

Can also be used when your girlfriend has placed you in a bad mood.

"Aw yeah, Fiona went out with the girls so I just stayed in and had a resentment wank".

"Yeah dude, Jen totally pissed me off last night, so I just went in the spare room and had a resentment wank".

by Monko7 September 2, 2011

anally retentive

Stoid, fixed in own ways, unchanging, perfectionist.

He has to do everything 'just so' - He is so anally retentive!

by nusye December 15, 2003

sperm retention headache

Also known as male PMS. A common case of sperm retentioon headache (SRH) is attributed to an over due release of male sexual energy. This unreleased engery causes accute headaches along with moodyness and irritablity.

Dude I haven't had any action for so long .. I've got a nasty case of SRH.

by collinc August 23, 2005

questionable resend

when txt ing somebody, and not getting a response, resort to resending the identical text message. if the recepient questions about the duplicate message, the sender blames the resend on an error

dave: yo man you sent me multiple texts of the same thing.
tim: REALLY?!? my bad, must have been a error resend.
dave: i dunno man, sounds like a questionable resend
tim: nah man, my phone does that shit all the time.

by ag771989 January 9, 2008

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004