retrotarded

old AND retarded

man, yo momma gotta nice ass, but she retrotarded!

by kevin February 14, 2004

retrotard

by the way this word is mine! all mine! you're not allowed to use it without my consent! um,ya. the definition is above...

you're a freaking retrotard, you retrotard!

by ozphactor March 14, 2003

retrotarded

A particularly extreme Mercury Retrograde period, such that even trivial communication fails spectacularly. Packages are delivered incorrectly, e-mailed messages are lost to the electronic void, and civilization crumbles as confused citizens squint, confused and helpless, at text messages that were sent hours late to the wrong person.

A. S. Mercury retrograde ends tonight 11:21 pm PST

Amy A. IMHO, this one has been particularly "retrogrady"!

Chris H. ‎@Amy - I'd go so far as to say "retrotarded".

by jesus_is_lord_of_me December 29, 2010

Retrotard

Someone so obsessed with retro lifestyle/clothes/games/music ect that nothing else is of any interest. Also spends alot of time on collecting/making/maintaining their "retro lifestyle".

I'm such a retrotard that;
"I only listen to music produced in the 50's - period"
"I'm obsessed with super mario/snake/megaman ect"
"I only buy and own vintage clothing/furniture"
"if it's not older than me - it's crap"

by a true retrotard August 22, 2011

retrocharvs

One of the best Charli fav pages in the world and they love their fans xx

retrocharvs Is the best dunkin ever!

by @..Hol_prxppy November 6, 2021

retrocharvs

Is a beautiful editor and is an amazing tiktoker

"Hey do you know retrocharvs?" "Oh yeah I seen them on tiktok and then followed them"

by imweirddontquestion November 6, 2021

Retrothermodynamics

The psychological experience of feeling energy and motivation flow backward. In normal thermodynamics, heat flows from hot to cold. In retrothermodynamics, your weekend motivation mysteriously drains into the void of your upcoming Monday. It’s the law that dictates how your excitement for a project evaporates the moment you sit down to work, only to reappear when you're trying to fall asleep. It’s the science of why the battery in your brain is always at 1% when you need it most.

Example: "I had all this energy to go to the gym after work, but by the time 5 PM hit, retrothermodynamics had pulled all that heat into my couch."

by Dumu The Void March 11, 2026