Retired

The point in life that if you are still around that you have already won and because of your age you should no longer be a functioning member in the game.

You should not punch a retired person.

Retired by bushlight December 21, 2017

Retired

Another word for "retard"

Random guy: I'm retired
Borat Sagdiyev: You are retard

Retired by ʔ May 1, 2025

retired-on-the-job 

Employees who just manage to show up, do the bare minimum, take long lunch breaks, disappear for hours, offer little or no ideas and are the first ones out the door.

Joe just comes in to monitor emails and read the internet. Man he is retired-on-the-job.

retired-on-the-job by Super Dave77 September 19, 2013

Retired circus tiger 

The name of the next stage after the Cougar status for females.

Cougars are in their 40's. A retired circus tiger as considered to be in their late 50's and up.

Retired circus tiger by limovb October 22, 2011

Retired butt terrorist

Usually an old man that fantasizes about sodomizing young children a terrible sight to see. Seen a lot in family guy portraying the typical pedophile who is 60+ years old.

Herbert the pervert from family guy is a retired butt terrorist.

Retired butt terrorist by Sproondizzles March 22, 2010

Retired Wild Child 

People who during their youths were very adventurous and often participated in crazy activities but have since matured and have grown out of the so called "wild child" phase.

Someone not interested in college parties because they partied so much in high school.

"Don't you know? Insert name isn't going to the party because he/she is a retired wild child.

Retired Wild Child by Arcane Persona September 12, 2009

Retired emo kid 

A person who once was sad and now is independent. A retired emo kid use to listen to: Dashboard Confessional, The Get Up Kids and Taking Back Sunday. Being retired, they have now turned indie and listen to bands such as: Broken Social Scene, The Drums and Foals.

"Dude, remember when Brad use to listen to that depressing whiny music?"

"Yea, he was a real funkiller."

"For sure. But, I ran into him the other day and he's all indie now."

"Guess he's a retired emo kid."

Retired emo kid by Dangercartattacks December 2, 2010