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Retardology

Retardology is the science of slow mind and behavior. Its immediate goal is to understand retarded humans by both discovering general principles and exploring specific cases, and its ultimate aim is to benefit society. In this field, a professional practitioner or researcher is called a Retardologist, and can be classified as a Prankster, Comedian, or Jew. Retardologists attempt to understand the role of mental functions in individual that seem to act “different” than other humans in social behavior, while also exploring the retardological and idiotological processes that underlie certain functions and behaviors.
Im a Retardologist and i study Retardology

Hey look! Its a retardologist, a person who studies retarded people. That means he specializes in retardology
by Emanstyle16 December 6, 2010
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Retardablonde

The weird blond/colory mix thats left after semi-permanent wash off and you're too lazy to re-dye it.
My blue streaks washed out so now everyone keeps on asking me about the retardablonde.
by technicolor August 20, 2009
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Retardulous

Used in situations where the word ridiculous or retarded is not enough to describe the fully mind blowing moronic action caused by a person/situation.
You leave your boss angry voice mails threatening to kill his puppies, drop a Cleavland Steamer on his desk and expect not to get fired. That's retardulous.
by Mariebaca February 9, 2010
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retardedly

Trevor is retardedly good at bmx freestyle.

The Leafs are playing retardedly bad this season.
by J-kizzle August 23, 2008
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Retardulous

The Act Of Being Ridiculous To The Point Of Retardation.
Lady Gaga Was So Retardulous When She Came Out In That Egg Thing At The Grammy Awards.
by DinoDefs September 4, 2011
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retardedly attractive

The act of holding so much attraction, that the pursuer goes dumb/retarded.
Joni was so retardedly attractive, that I forgot my name and went dumb.
by Badgirljojo September 29, 2014
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retardedly mental

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