mental retardation

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i have mental retardation

by Charuzu April 20, 2022

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.

Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

by MER8490 June 15, 2008

Compound Retardation

The act of doing something stupid and or retarded followed by another unintentional but equally retarded action.

Scott: What is an example of compound retardation?

Michael: When Kevin threw up then slipped in his own vomit and broke his arm.

by MER8490 June 16, 2008

retardathon

A bonanza of idiocy and stupidity with participants all trying to surpass each other in exploits of mental deficiency, usually with no end in sight.

I tried to get my carpet installed from Home Depot and they mismeasured, re-mismeasured, stalled for two months, brought the wrong padding, made zig-zagging and intersecting seamlines, and fucked up the quote. It was a total retardathon.

by Scottee Mac September 10, 2005

retardaphobia

Afraid of retards, stupid people, and people with mental problems

"Bob had retardaphobia after he visited his uncle at the mental hospital

by senor loco and count floorlicker May 24, 2008

Premeditated Retardation

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

by Psycho-J November 23, 2004

Sentimental Retardation

The need to keep tons of things for "sentimental" reasons. The inability to get rid of anything. Usually involves the need to rent storage lockers, because every room in the house and basement is already filled with sentimental knick-knacks and memorabilia.

When Jane moved out of her house, she needed to rent 3 storage lockers to store all of the things she couldn't part with. She suffered from Sentimental Retardation.

by jcbailaz October 30, 2011