restriction

What they put you on when you go to crap boarding schools like me. They take away things you NEED to do for no reason.

Me: Yeah, uh, I'm HAVE to get part-time job, so from now on I'll have to leave after school every couple days for a few hours.
Advisor-guy: You can't do that.
Me: What? Why can't you guys let me?
Advisor-guy: Because.. uh.. we like to suck dick.

by bty July 11, 2004

restitution to the institution of prostitution

paying child support for a kid you did'nt ask for and did'nt want when you paid basically for a night out with a bitch now heres a damn kid

I pay restitution to the institution of prostitution

by the enforcer.. the giver May 19, 2011

gender restriction

Someone who imposes a sexual preference upon themselves for some outside reason. A person might have no gender-bias, but decides that it might be easier to have and raise children with someone of the opposite sex. This person imposes a gender restriction upon those that they may get involved with.

'I used to see John date men and women until about a year ago, and now he seems to only date women!'
'oh, didn't you hear? he imposed a gender restriction on who he dates because he decided he wants to find someone he can have a biological child with.'
'whoa, I didn't know people could do something like that!'

by ismirth July 2, 2007

physiological urge restriction

The restriction of biological urges produced by doctrine or environmental influence.

The technological hypnosis produced sexual physiological urge restriction.

Amish didn't believe in sexual relations before marriage. Withholding sex was a form of physiological urge restriction.

The widespread consumption of pornography and sophistication of sex toys made people less interested in sex and marriage. It was a form of physiological urge restriction.

by Ontological June 25, 2018

No Dick Booty Restriction Zone

The distance by which a girls booty stops you from going any further when clapping in doggy and therefore prevents all of the meat stick from entering. Big bunda means a large NDBR and no bunda means a small/non-existent NDBR.

“Bro her no dick booty restriction zone went crazy; her bum was so big I was just clapping bare cheeks, not actual vagina”
“That’s crazy my g, I’m yet to experience a 100% no dick booty restriction zone stillllll’

by Rodbar May 20, 2023

RESTITUTIONALIZED

Restitution is when a court orders a defendant to compensate a claimant for his loss.

Restitutionalized is when the defendant has compensated the claimant for his loss.

I paid the defendant, therefore, I am now restitutionalized.

by Surfside Deb January 13, 2008

Resination

The smell of split bong water.

When the bong was split Lauren said " I can smell that resination".

by Lorenzo88 January 1, 2012