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Cum Responsible

When A guy pulls his dick out of the pussy before he blows his load inside her.
Kiersten : Last night Jake fucked me so hard he came for like 20 minuntes!
Kaylee : Wow aren't you afraid he got you pregnant?
Kiersten : No silly Jake is Cum Responsible but I did have sticky sheets and cum all over my body!
Kaylee : Really did you have to say that God Damn!
Steve : Im sure glad Chad is Cum Responsible but his wife probally gets mad about the sticky sheets and curtains in her bedroom!
Kiersten : STEVE!!! That is disgusting nobody want's to hear about you and Chad's fuckfest in his wifes bed BEAT IT!
Kaylee : KIERSTEN!! Nobody want's to hear about how much cum Jake can squirt on you either!
Chad : I Do!
Craig : I Do!
Jim : I Do!
Kiersten : See all the guy's like my Cum Responsible stories!
Kaylee : Well I don't so leave me out of it!
Kiersten : Gee you try to be Cum Responsible and your best friend get's mad at you!
Kaylee : Will You Shut The Fuck Up Already!!!
by SlopNChop August 31, 2018
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responsibler

Pepe was responsibler than his sister
by Tookieeee December 16, 2017
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responsible

adj.; to be a in a state of having caused some action, usually either primarily or voluntarily. Almost always refers to the actions of human beings.
Hitler is responsible for the Holocaust.

The American people are responsible for electing their next president.
by Col. Hans Landa February 23, 2012
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responsible adult

It is realizing there is more to life than video games, masturbation and junk food.

It is building a career, starting a family and maintaining a healthy lifestyle.
It is transcending selfishness and making the world a better place for everyone.

OM NAMASTE
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Ok, enough bullshit.

It is entirely thinking in terms 'what do I want' without fear or shame.
It is realising not to waste time with people who demonize that with social rejection or scientific evidence.
It is realizing you are unique and

the rest of the world arent going anywhere, just following each other (which is why they are so alike and why they feel a need to tell you how to live).
And finally it is extending a huge middle finger to the world and tellling it to go fuck itself because it will be here tomorrow to meet your needs, whether it wants to or not.
Career?
Marriage?
Perfect health?

Lay off the religion called 'Responsible adult'.
by pray to your worms October 7, 2017
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nom-responsive

sorry not answering because I'm eating
I will be nom-responsive for a while.
by gauravsahni25 May 8, 2020
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Kim Jung Un-responsive

When a certain Kim Jung Un becomes unresponsive after heart surgery. Fat fuck.
Jimin: Our glorious leader could never die, It must be those pesky capitalist pigs that did this I'm sure that they made our glorious leader Kim Jung Un-responsive.
by Chad420 April 26, 2020
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responsible adult

Wow i got up before 2pm certainly am turning into a responsible adult
by Your Mother's Hairy Pussy Lips September 22, 2011
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