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reporter drumsy

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hes a VR (chat) youtuber,
and hes single <3
the friendly reporter drumsy rimes alot
by JmysticmaOugamEinghaterL February 2, 2020
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reporter laugh

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When an athlete at a press conference says something mildy amusing and the reporter's attending force laughter like it was the greatest line ever dropped.
Barely literate athlete: "You know, coach came in the locker room and, you know, he was pretty mad so I said, "Chill dog."

Semi-retarded reporters: "HAHAHAHAHA forced reporter laugh"
by Shotgun Hobo August 20, 2012
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BBC Reporters

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"
by Hym Iam April 12, 2023
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digital court reporter

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A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.
Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
by Butter Mike June 16, 2023
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A person that engages in objective evidence-based reporting and/or commentary on events that involve a group of people covertly working together to achieve an illegal goal.
That dude presents so much verifiable evidence, I think he's actually a conspiracy reporter, NOT a conspiracy theorist.
by Tursipz June 5, 2013
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Court Reporter

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An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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news reporter

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a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".
DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!
by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008
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