renato is a dick
by xxprincey1998 March 14, 2018

A petite Brazilian man with a passion for Martial Arts and high performance motorcycle riding....but often get's mistaken by women for a gay italian man instead of the bad-ass Bruce Lee Ninja that he is!
Guy: "Renato rides race motorcycles!"
Girl: "But I thought he was gay...!"
Guy: "But he is happily married!"
Girl: "I just thought it was a cover because he was latin..."
Girl: "But I thought he was gay...!"
Guy: "But he is happily married!"
Girl: "I just thought it was a cover because he was latin..."
by jmsolomon2000 October 17, 2014

A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.
Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”
by sandwichofchicken March 23, 2021

"What is renatos pizza? It's a great pizza place in Swarthmore that sells good pizza and wing dings! Oh let's go to the pizza place in Swarthmore"
by swarthmoreboocrew January 22, 2017

When you snort up so much pre-workout formula, you almost but die, but in the end instead If dying, you just fuck every psycho chick in the local town.
by RenatoPapp March 23, 2024

A form strong white male with a 30 inch horse cock who will test your asshole apart no matter you are because the hammer of mystic is unisex bitch
That Renato guy absolutely destroyed my ass last
That Renato guy absolutely destroyed my ass last
by Renci November 22, 2021
