Renato

a light skin nigga that thinks he's a gyalis. Loves soca music and is lowkey dumb.

renato is a dick

by xxprincey1998 March 14, 2018

Renato

Ultimate cucklord.

You're such a Renato.

by TotallyNotTachi June 9, 2018

Renato

A petite Brazilian man with a passion for Martial Arts and high performance motorcycle riding....but often get's mistaken by women for a gay italian man instead of the bad-ass Bruce Lee Ninja that he is!

Guy: "Renato rides race motorcycles!"
Girl: "But I thought he was gay...!"
Guy: "But he is happily married!"
Girl: "I just thought it was a cover because he was latin..."

by jmsolomon2000 October 17, 2014

Rancid Renato

A type of joke told where the one begins by telling his/her’s acquaintances about how he/she farted last Friday... really bad. Then they follow with the punchline of “Just Kidding”. An all time classic joke to pull on friends and family that always ensures a good chuckle.

Renato: “I’m going to tell the good ol Rancid Renato”
Kirk: “Let’s hear it”
Renato: “Last Friday I farted... Really bad”
Renato: (continues) “Just Kidding!”

by sandwichofchicken March 23, 2021

renatos pizza

It is a great pizza place in Swarthmore PA. It serves great pizza with a cook named Jose.

"What is renatos pizza? It's a great pizza place in Swarthmore that sells good pizza and wing dings! Oh let's go to the pizza place in Swarthmore"

by swarthmoreboocrew January 22, 2017

Renato

Makes young English men want tomatoes... but they want em fresh.

What's ya name!? Renato?.... I wanna tomato, and I want it fffresh!... basilico!

by TheMilkyHoe207 April 10, 2021

Renato

A form strong white male with a 30 inch horse cock who will test your asshole apart no matter you are because the hammer of mystic is unisex bitch
That Renato guy absolutely destroyed my ass last

Renato is gods son

by Renci November 22, 2021