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Retainer Banger

1) Someone who gives a blowjob while still having his or her retainer in.
2) A preteen who engages in early sex because preteens are notorious for having braces.
Jeff is such a Retainer Banger I got a blowjob with plastic.

Mike is such a Retainer Banger his is only 15!
by Cody Jz October 14, 2008
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Retainer relief

When you put your retainer in after an extended period of time and, although it's a bit painful, feels so, so good.
After not wearing his retainer for 3 weeks, Ron noticed his teeth were beginning to ache and separate. That night, he put his retainer in and felt instant retainer relief.
by FrayFanatic June 3, 2015
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jeongins.lost.retainer

One of the funniest and best stray kids fan accounts on insta! The earth they walk on is instantly blessed underneath them!
“Wow that’s a great reel! Who posted it?”

“Jeongins.lost.retainer of course!!!”
by Hans bakery July 2, 2021
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retainer voice

(adj)(v) to speak as if one had a retainer in their mouth which in turn causes all "s" sounds to be pronounced from the back of the mouth with the tongue never touching the front teeth...resulting in a gathering of spit for a modified "sh" sound, possibly showering the recipient of the retainer voice in the speakers spit. often embellished for comical effect by using key terms such as geez louise gosh and shucks.
1. (sh)ally (sh)ure is(h) (sh)uper p(sh)yched (sh)e (sh)ells (sh)ea (sh)ells by the (sh)andy (sh)ea (sh)ore.

2. Do you know what would make that story actually funny, repeat in your retainer voice.

3. Man, I hope he doesnt think any less of me after hearing my retainer voice.
by ktrain3299 March 22, 2011
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retainer

1 a fee paid to a lawyer or professional adviser for advice or services or to ensure that he/she will act on one's behalf if needed

2 a fee paid regularly to a freelance journalist to ensure that his/her services will be available when required
I have given John a retainer to make sure he will take on my case.
by Heath 2 July 7, 2006
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Remainder

Frequent Missspelling of the word reminder as used by my Friend Shyam.
Remainder to all Problems and their definitions have to be sent by today EOD.
by Shyam Remainder June 12, 2011
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Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.
for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.
by Clint Myers December 9, 2008
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