Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 28, 2011

release the kraken

to fuck you up

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.

by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010

Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010

Release the Kraken

What a Greek man announces prior to performing a Dutch Oven on his sleeping partner, female or male.

Stavros had just fallen asleep when Nick proclaimed "Release the Kraken!!", proceeded to anally expel the gaseous yield of that night's Ouzo, and pulled the covers over his lover's head.

by Dr. Eskimo February 24, 2010

Release The Kraken

Fart

As Larry lifted his leg he proclaimed, "Release The Kraken!"

by cmjvikes April 9, 2010

Release the Kraken

The point at which a friendly razzing turns ugly. Usually resulting in all third parties removing themselves from the awkward situation.

Brad: "Nice flavor savor Jake, looks like a hedgehog got stuck to your lip."
Friends: "haha!"
Jake: "I fucked your sister."
Friends: "Release the Kraken!"

by gooderlooking April 15, 2010

Release the Kraken

To party excessively hard, generally involving the consumption of Kraken dark spiced rum, so that the ensuing photographs could legally constitute a form of blackmail.

"Man, we released the Kraken so bad that weekend. Jay was wearing a fairy costume and running around with his wang out, and Brian passed out in the outhouse. God, we were a bunch of fucking drunks."
(Release the Kraken)

by AndBaconStripsAndBaconStrips August 22, 2011