release the Kraken

–verb (used with object) To take a dump / to take a number two, also used when a male is going to pull out his penis

Mike is busy releasing the Kraken.
Hey Honey, let's go to our room and I will release the Kraken.

by Kompute Kellys April 7, 2010

Release The Kraken

to take a massive shit

My brother just called me to tell me that he was going to have to Release the Kraken in his toilet.

by el_duderino_ March 19, 2010

releasing the kraken

taking a poo

man i just got done releasing the kraken

by Phil McCrevace March 10, 2003

Release the Kraken

An expression of bravado used when revealing one's penis for intercourse. It can also be used in public urinals or other inappropriate places.

Jake was arrested for walking into the women's lavatory, pulling open his trench coat (under which he was naked save for business socks), and shouting, "Release the Kraken!"

by snotfistthedickish September 5, 2011

Release The Kraken

Use the bathroom (#2), Take a Shit

I have been holding it in all day I have to go Release The Kraken.

by The Zohon January 4, 2015

Release the Kraken

Humorous hyperbolic metaphor used by American commentators to describe a goal scored from a free-kick in soccer.

Commentator: "Dietmar Hamann, he's just gonna set the play up... and Riise..."

*Riise strikes the ball and scores*

Commentator: "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!"

by wezdog December 28, 2011

Release The Kraken

to bust our your john; your dick; your shmong, also comes out in the new movie Clash of the Titans.

John: My girl was all up on me, so i release the kraken on her and she gave me a nice blow.
Jimmy: Nice.

by Thull March 16, 2010