relationswitch

An on again off again relationship.

Jimmy can't come over to play poker because his relationswitch is back on again!

by Ray C-don October 13, 2009

legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share

"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."

by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009

long-term relationshit

a crap that is more than 10 minutes

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.

by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010

Relationshit

a romantic relationship which is dragged to fuck.

i broke up after 2 years of relationshit!

by Golbin April 2, 2009

relationslump

When a girl says she likes you, and only you... A lot but she doesn't want to date you or anyone else because she's afraid when she's done with high school/college she's going to leave the state or country and she'll never see you again and doesn't want a long distance relationship.

Guy 1: yo *guy 2*! You going out with that one girl yet?

Guy2: nope... She's in a relationslump...

Guy 1: oh snap! I feel you man, that's lame as hell man.

by Steammmmyy January 13, 2014

relationshit

when two people have a relationship that is doomed from the beggining

did you see bill and cristine, thats a relationshit alright

by shorty-mo October 22, 2010

RelationShit

A couple poop in a toilet at the same time. One partner sits on the others lap while they both poop into the same toilet. Usually preformed before or after coitis as a bonding exercise.

John and Jane had a great relationshit after sex.

by JeefBerky August 9, 2015