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remtard

Combination of the words remedial and retard, used to imply that a person requires remedial education and is, threfore, a retard.
1. "They fly Hurricanes, isn't it?, them's shit planes for remtards on free dinners"

"I'm flying a Hurricane, it's a shit plane, I'm rubbish and my mum goes chippy in her slippers"

"that's me being them". "that's well funny man"
by Spanish Castle Magic March 20, 2010
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Reitard

An individual cursed by a blind obsession with the fictional character Rei Ayanami from the 1995 anime Neon Genesis Evangelion. The individual is unable to think clearly in this state of ''reitardedness'', and all thoughts and feelings that inhabit them will, in the end, be tangentially related to or associated with Rei Ayanami. There is no known cure.
''Wow, Rei will surely win the Shinjibowl in 3+1!''
''Kevin, you reitard. Asuka has an objectively better chance of getting with Shinji, and the whole thematic structure of the show is more inclined to lean towards a possible relationship between Shinji and Asuka as well. But who knows, maybe Anno will grant your wish?
by Ritsuko Akagi March 2, 2019
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Wormy Remtard

That one guy who after a few too many bevvies thinks it's a good idea to impress others by doing the worm
'Oh jeese wormy remtard was at it again last night'
by C-0-2 August 10, 2017
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Redditard

A combination of the words "Reddit" and "Retard" usually used when referring to a Redditor who's terrible in behavior
They're just downvoting him because he said that Big Chungus isn't funny, what Redditards
by Momsucker Hitlerweiner July 30, 2021
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religitard

A religious person, someone who does not know that the sole purpose of religion is to scam you out of your hard earned money in exchange for telling you whatever you want to hear about what will happen after you die.

The Catholic Church (as one example) has profited for nearly two millennia and continues to profit financially by making one feel guilty for ones biological urges and begging for any amount of money at every service they offer globally, even offering 'indulgences' in the middle ages, which amounted to being able to sin as long as you paid them for it afterward.

Is it pure coincidence that 'pray' and 'prey' are homonyms? How about 'prophet' and 'profit'?
(middle ages) peon: "Father I need forgiveness, last night I raped a 10 year old boy."

Priest: "Give me all your money and say two hail marys and you will be forgiven, my son."
peon: "I don't have any money."
Priest: "Give me all your livestock and say two hail marys."
peon: "But my family will starve to death."
Priest: "Then it's god's will. If you don't do this you'll roast in hell for all eternity!!1eleventeen"
--example of a religitard being taken advantage of by a priest
by phillydriter April 18, 2010
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redditard

a reddit user which posts unfunny dead memes on reddit.com
by the avrg neo-nazi September 5, 2023
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Reintardation

Converting to a new religion and ending up more stupid than before.
His constant preaching is a sign of reintardation,
by Blursaw February 11, 2010
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