Realtorna

A person that is powered or made by dreams and can create any dream he wishes or asks for.

A place that is defined as a 'Dream world' that is full of anything you desire or wish for.

Person 1: What is that 'Dream world' you keep talking about.

Person 2: oh 'Realtorna'? That's a place where your wildest dreams come true.

by Realrorna March 6, 2021

realtorize

to take said home with character and whitewash and sterilize it to fit the realtor / investor re sale needs

The house once had beautiful hardwood floors and beautiful wood trim until it was realtorized.

by Bad Brass April 30, 2021

Reetlord

Reetlord

An insult which combines the two words "retard" and "lord" to create a new word which can be defined as: lord of the retards or the biggest retard ever.

An even shorter version of the word can be said as simply "reet".

Person 1: "Oh my god -did you see that?! Kanye West fully just stole the mic from Tayler Swift! --HOLY SHIT! He's making a friggin' SPEECH ABOUT HOW BEYONCE SHOULD HAVE WON! Come downstairs and see this!!"

Person 2: "Oh my f- are you serious? God. Kanye West is such a fucking reetlord. Who the fuck would do that."

by Reetlord December 6, 2009

Realtor

Somebody who failed to get or keep a real job.

After being fired again for her poor attendance record and constant personal calls, Sally Saleswoman became a Realtor. Now she works on weekends only, driving people around the city to point out the obvious. "It's a nice, big living room!" she'll exclaim to her prospects. "And this is the fireplace..."

by Harry Homeowner December 27, 2007

realtor

The term realtor refers to the membership mark held by the national association of realtors and refers to any member of said organization.
The term REALTOR® identifies a licensed professional in real estate who is a member of the National Association of REALTORS®. Not all licensed real estate brokers and salespersons are members of the National Association, and only those who are can identify themselves as REALTORS®. Realtors conduct their business and activities in accordance with a strict Code of Ethics, and pay dues for the status.

There is a huge difference in hiring a real estate agent and a professional REALTOR.

by whateversclever April 4, 2008

realtorical

Characteristic of the hype that realtors use to sell property.

My agent took me to some overpriced dump and used her considerable realtorical skills to convince me that it was the best place I could ever hope to afford to live.

by Cynicool July 3, 2020

Sexy Realtor

An attractive Real Estate Agent, male or female.

I had a Sexy Realtor show me homes in the suburbs.

by Sey Realty December 1, 2009