vaginal redirectioning

A surgery to make a womans vagina run horizontal instead of vertical. A basic 90 degree turn of the normal vaginal veiw.

"The bitch i fucked last night had vaginal redirectioning done on her pussy. I had to eat it like corn on the cob"!

by Jay dino May 15, 2007

redirector

A chick who prefers it in the butt and therefore redirects from the vag to the ass.

Shes a definite redirector.

by giants rule October 22, 2009

Redirect Loop

When a webpage redirects to itself and the browser follows it like a dog chasing its tail. Usually a sign of poor programming.

Redirect Loop: www.redirect.com (redirects to) www.redirect.com (redirects to) www.redirect.com

by olisykes4ever April 10, 2012

Cock Redirect

When a male is cock blocked. Then given a different female with which intercourse is/will be had.

A guy is working on girl #1. when girl #2 approaches him and throws a cock block. however girl #2 pulls a cock redirect and has guaranteed the male intercourse. regardless of how desirable she may be, If at all.

or

Dan: WTF why did you invite Stacy ? she's gonna cock block me all night ! I wanted to go after heather.

Jane: I don't know it just happened. Why do you care ? you'll get some from Stacy anyway.

Dan: yeah but I don't want any from her. You've successfully cock redirected me once again!

by BE_Rogue July 8, 2010

Lexical-Redirect

When you're in a conversation and can't think of a word for something and struggle to find the right word or words, and your brain keeps coming up with the wrong words, just roll with it!

The Lexical-Redirect is, in the spirit of Cunningham's Law, the art of intentionally uttering the wrong word, knowing that simply by doing so, your brain will correct itself and think of the right word.

To another family member - "Hey, we're almost out of.. toothpick-earwigs... because, apparently Q-tips don't exist according to my brain."

Family member - "Nice Lexical-Redirect, I was scared for a moment that we had earwigs on toothpicks somewhere in our house."

by that dude with the hair March 5, 2024

Semantic redirector

“If you’re reading this, someone got you to look it up. That’s their secret power.”

Cameron

Cameron is a brilliant semantic redirector

by Mr Ocean July 30, 2025

The Old RediRectum

When someone outs themselves by complaining about targeted advertising, not knowing it's based on their web searches.

Can also apply to porn related viruses and hacks, as long as they tell on the person's sexual preferences

Bob kept complaining about gay porn ads on the internet, up until I told him it was the old RediRectum

by theFANUM February 17, 2021