Red Baron

The opposite of a wing man; when a friend or colleague intentionally or inadvertently cock blocks you while trying to pick up, by saying dumb or embarrassing things, or by just being an obnoxious douche, essentially shooting you down. Holding arms out like airplane wings is optional.
Guy 1: dude, why would you tell that girl I have mommy issues???

Guy 2: Red Baron!!!

Guy 1: You're such a dick.
by Combustalicious May 24, 2013
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I have myself a date with the Red Baron tonight.
by Mike February 04, 2006
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To shit, piss, cum, and pour Diet Coke and Mentos down a girl's mouth and vagina while she is having her period. You must then rail her in her mouth and vagina, causing her to bleed. Ensure you have the whole thing on tape.
Having done the Red Baron, I realized that my penis was far too strong for this weak little girl. Her lips and vagina shot out blood and Diet Coke and she was out cold.
by Yopmail User August 24, 2022
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a ganster ass mother fucker who doesnt give a fuck about human life, who can hit any target, and will fly in any weather.
arron the red baron smoked some fools try'in to jock our nuts.
after doing some bad ass shit you have reached(red baron status)
by rsxboysarehot September 09, 2006
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very delicious pizza they serve at school
damn that Red Baron pizza is bomb
by CalynK October 21, 2006
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While at the Toys-R-Us Mitch swooped in low on his target and left a Red Baron.
by HiveKiller January 15, 2005
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The act of filling a large Mcdonalds cup full of ketchup, and then throwing it at an object, causing a large red splat.
Hey, Jonah just performed a Red Baron on that bus.
by NinjaL3mon March 28, 2012
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