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Red carpet moment

When a woman has a moment of pure rage caused by her menstrual cycle.
Angie had a red carpet moment when I left the toilet seat up
Red carpet moment by nyjyrk January 17, 2010

red carpet squash 

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
red carpet squash by Natalie February 2, 2005

Red Carpet Treatment 

(a) When you go down on a woman when she is on her period, or
(b) when you do a girl in all sorts of positions when she is on her cycle
(c) when you finger a girl/woman inside her while she is on her period.
Dude, my girl is so horny when she's on the rag, I had to give her the red carpet treatment.

Red Carpet Fire 

the act of two very horn girls putting their steaming hott vagina's into one another on a red carpet and pretends they are making fire.
"ahhh amelia!!! come closer, we are on the red carpet!"
"Yummy, i like red carpet fire"
"Nureen, your boobs are HARD, let's make RED CARPET FIRE!!!"
Red Carpet Fire by Horny Heaven January 1, 2007

Red Carpet week 

The week that your period is. The week that all guys should just be nice to you since your pissy anyway!
Dang it I cant beleive its red carpet week!
Red Carpet week by true MC December 18, 2008

Red carpet syndrome 

The montly peroid of a women, also know as 'lady time'
Question: 'want to go out Margaret?'
Answer: 'no i can't, i have a really bad case of red carpet syndrome this month'