red bull

Its suppose to be some kind of energy drink but I don't feel anything plus it taste like strawberry pop.

Guy 1:Red bull gives you wings!!
Me:NO IT DON'T!!! *sics a real red bull on guy 1*
Guy 1:AAHHHH!

by Bone September 2, 2003

red bull

an energy drink that makes you get crunk

red bull makes me hyper

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005

red bull

A popular and expensive energy drink, containing the active ingredient 'Taurine', literally translated in Romanian as 'bull piss' or loosely translated as 'bull sperm'. Everybody that drinks it in Romania is convinced it is actually one of these ingredients, but they drink it anyway because it works awesome.

Let's drink some red bull sperm and get energized.

by xkotto June 11, 2006

red bull

The creature that drove all the unicorns into the sea. Owned by King Hagard.

King Hagard got the Red Bull to drive all the unicorns into the sea, so it would make him happy.

by Bogswallop November 4, 2006

red bull

The product of the circular candy Smarties after they have been liquified.

Boy:Red Bull tastes like a rainbow
Girl: No i think it tastes like the blood of a Klingon
Man: It's a bird, it's a plane.....
Woman: What is that?
Boy: No I think that is liquified Smarties!

(Then the boy realizes that he is all alone because Red Bull does F'ed up things to you when consumed)

by B-Balla September 2, 2005

red bull

bad for u but its so good, diet red bull has 200 mg of sodium! great with vodka!

way better then any soda

by chloe January 15, 2004

red bull

Nectar of the frat boys, engineering and architecture students, and overworked hairdressers. Said to give you wings. Frankly? It tastes like liquid smarties, which isn't a good thing.

If Fred doesn't have his red bull, he won't be able to pass his business 101 class!

by mollydolly April 17, 2008