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rectal rocketry

The study of the propulsion of objects due to flatulence.
After the chili dinner, the engineering team had the opportunity to study rectal rocketry!
by I, Wreckerrr January 3, 2017
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Rectal rental

Paying for anal sex.
There are some rectal rental types in the parking lot behind the bar!
by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
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rectal painting

Practical joke where several people eat foods that give them diarrhea and they go out and try to spray fecal matter from out of their anus on to the houses of the chosen target of the joke.
It was the night before Halloween. Ben and his friends decided to embrace the new devil's night fad. Instead of going with the tired and old toilet papering of people's houses; they were going to do some rectal painting of people's houses. Unfortunately they forgot the toilet paper and Ben found himself running from the cops with shitty underwear and some greasy cheeks.
by Nutzen YerMouf February 21, 2018
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rectal gravy

Any mucous-like liquid that unexpectedly seeps from one's rectum; usually after a scorching case of diarreah.

Rectal gravy generally has a foul smell worse than that of generic diarreah.
In math class I tried to let out a silent fart when out come some rectal gravy. The whole classroom smelled of septic sludge.
by Navin_Johnson January 13, 2008
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Rectal romance

Juan went into the bedroom for some rectal romance.
by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016
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rectal piss

Severe diarhea that is mostly liquid and feels like piss coming out of your butt.
Last night I was really drunk, so on a dare I drank a jar full of pickle brine. Then I had a rectal piss that made my ass raw.
by Michael_Hunt April 21, 2008
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rectal rummager

One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging around for something in there. Also used as a playful insult of a friend, like calling them a penile perpetrator, fgt, or scrotum soldier.
"STFU you rectal rummager! I heard bout what you did to that other guy when you were drunk at the party, you fgt!"
by bigjimdx June 1, 2005
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