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Dead Reckoning

1. Dead Reckoning is a technique of orienting a map without using a compass, by looking at the surrounding enviorment.
2. The mobile zombie-killing fortress in George A. Romero's Land of the Dead.
3. A Humphrey Bogart film.
4. A method used on networked games to reduce lag.
1. "Compass are pieces of shit, just use the damn map and dead reckon."
2. Dead Reckoning is the most incredible zombie killing piece of hardware, bar none.
3. Dead Reckoning, another mystery love-noir film with Humphrey Bogart as the protaginist.
4."This server is still too fucking slow, so much for dead reckoning"
by Jack Corrion September 2, 2005
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reonion

1. Kind of like a reunion, but people are crying and/or their eyes are watering.

2. A gathering of old culinary school classmates.
After losing touch with many of them over the years, Martha went to see a group of her old classmates. It was quite the reonion.
by PURPLE HAYES - BOSTON, MA March 14, 2009
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geek reckoning

1. An informal but widely acknowledged punitive action taken by disappointed fans of a TV show or motion picture series that has, after great anticipation, angered or otherwise failed expectations. This typically takes the form of a boycott of subsequent episodes or installments.

2. The economic or critical fallout resulting from same.
I'm glad "Clone Wars" died, it's time Lucas felt the geek reckoning after those three crappy prequels.
by larrydart February 7, 2009
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reckoning of days

Phrase used to promise great vengeance for a supposed wronging. Vaguely religious undertones, but not necessarily religious in nature (i.e secular-inspired violence is acceptable)
"That was the last Krispy Kreame, you bitch! There will be a Reckoning of Days! Swear to God!"
by Soren Barseaux October 7, 2006
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Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.
"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".
by SixSixxSix March 7, 2020
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Racooning

A sexual act where a male visits a female's home, receives oral sex, and after climaxing, strikes her twice, once in each eye. He then immediately runs out of her house by way of the kitchen, where he knocks over her garbage can.
"I totally racooned Carla yesterday! I bet that black-eyed bitch had to spend an hour cleaning the kitchen after I left."
by phucvtec January 10, 2005
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reZOOMion

When a group of people uses the Zoom video conferencing software for a virtual reunion with people they haven't seen in a while.
Did you see the Victorious reZOOMion for the 10th anniversary of the premiere?
by danventions April 7, 2020
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