receptionist

The front line of putting up with annoying people. Answer phones, e-mails, voicemail, letters, sign for packages, write their name, and handle problems that shouldn't be handled by them to save anyone else from talking to that one annoying person on the phone. Will work their butt's off, and still seem like they're not doing much. Have impeccable style, and aren't afraid to tell you how it is. Don't piss off the receptionist, she does talk to the higher up's, and your name will come up.

"Man, that poor receptionist.."
"Geez, I wish I had the stamina of a receptionist."

by IvyShadow February 10, 2017

Cum receptionist

One who is a research assistant to a successful thrustologist . Someone, typically a female, that spends at least most of their day receiving dick and thus consuming absurd amounts of hot man chowder.

Mark: Dude, I've been banging this bitch everyday for the last month.

Kenny: Yeah, who hasn't given her a hard dicking.

Mark: For sure she is a cum receptionist.

by Kenneth Peter June 6, 2009

Receptionist

Used as a verb, to give someone a receptionist is to hold out your open hand, palm up - in a cupping gesture - when they're walking towards you. This works best when they are either gay or unsuspecting of your receptioning. The receptionist is complete when they unknowingly walk into your palm so that their testicles, or in the case of clothes their crotch and associated parts, fit snugly into your hand. The receptionist may then maintain a hold, release, or squeeze twice while reciting "Honk," depending on the occasion.

Yo watch this *holds out hand, palm up.
What are you doing?
I'm gonna give Eli a receptionist.
*Eli walks towards person, his balls land in their palm*
Receptionist completed.

by DickPick3000 February 27, 2011

male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.

"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"

by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016

receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,

I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!

by funkysk8er September 22, 2009

receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.

"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-

by pikachizzle November 30, 2011

Receptionist

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by Dmak98 September 22, 2022