spunk recepticle

Someone who has a whole lot of unprotected sex with the load shot in.

That Wanda, no rubbers ever, doesn't spill a drop, a total spunk recepticle

by Fountain of Knowledge July 22, 2005

receding hairline

When your face is so ugly that your hair starts to run away from it.

Bill: damn! yana has a massive forehead

Saul: No, that her hair running away from her face, its a receding hairline.

Bill: jeez!

Saul: but she"s a slut so just brown-bag it.

Bill: I'll pass

Saul: yeah

by pinwheel897 March 22, 2010

Mr Brown is waiting in reception

When you really need to take a shit.

"Can you excuse me for five minutes, Mr Brown is waiting in reception".

by Jiminator February 16, 2008

receding

When the hairline begins to move back due to follicle thinning and loss.

Bruce Willis shaved his hair after his hairline was receding.

by Ariel Flood February 23, 2014

Immaculate Reception

The most bizarre play EVER in all sports. Down 7-6, with 22 seconds remaining in the 1972 AFC Wild Card matchup, Terry Bradshaw threw a pass intended for John Fuqua. Oakland Raiders saftey Jack Tatum reach Fuqua when the ball did, and the ball deflected from him. Just as the ball seemed to slip to the ground, Steelers runningback Franco Harris scooped up the ball when it was less than an inch from the ground, and ran it in to the endzone to end the game. Craziest play in NFL history.

And Franco Harris has just won the game with the Immaculate Reception.

by Steagles February 15, 2006

Lonely Receptionist Syndrome

Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.

Cures include getting a better job.

Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.

by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011

recepticle

Recepticle or receptacle to "receive back,"

In Zoology
*an organ or structure that receives a secretion, eggs, sperm cells, etc.

Common use
* women that receive secretions, spermatozoa, etc. without requiring a condom.

"left me a voice message. "Next time you use me as a cum recepticle, please..."

by SuraScent June 9, 2007