No Reason Boner

There are 3, 3, 3, kinds of erections. Some are sexual. Some occur during periods of nervous tensions.
There's a mysterious third kind. That no one really understands. It happens when your shlong decides to take matters into its own hands. No reason boner. It baffles scientists. No reason boner.

Dan: This morning I was having breakfast at the midtown diner. The bagel was delicious and the coleslaw couldn't be finer. Got a weird look from the waitress, when I asked her for the check. I looked down and realized I was 100% erect! No reason boner! I like coleslaw but not that much. No reason boner.

by cheresterstalone March 24, 2017

13th reason

meaning you've seen something so horrible, so disgusting, so horrendous, so offensive, you want to kill urself.

p1: oh yeah, have you seen those millennials on TikTok?

p2: oh my god yes, they're my 13th reason

by lemm0ns13 June 10, 2021

Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price

An ability acquired by Donald Trump which allows him to travel between neighboring dimensions, which he used to acquire the corpse of Jesus Christ and make America great again, along with his good buddy Senator Armstrong.

Guy 1: "What do you think of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price?"
Guy 2: "I mean, it's good, but it's not as good as Blueford."

by The King of Antarctica July 3, 2020

Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*

*and probably continued reading the description when the description isn't really that helpful.

You: *Searches up "Random Definition That You Searched Up For Some Reason*"*

by ave_scientia May 28, 2018

Ratosphere

Like the atmosphere surrounding the earth, the ratosphere is the sphere which surrounds under the earth containing lots of rats.

When Boston finished the big dig the homes of millions of rats was displaced, exposing a hole in the ratosphere

by Ratdoctor87 December 9, 2009

St Reatham

Derised from the ptron saint of thieves, who was said to have lived there during the Boer Wars

I live in St Reatham, near the ice rink

by Hotfire1984 August 22, 2011

Raton morning

That morning after you've drink a lot of poor quality alcohol and you feel terrible (raton means hangover in Spanish)

The other day I woke up on my best friend's sofa, feeling like I was going to die, and I drank a couple of beers. That was a hell of a raton morning.

by Rodkor July 4, 2012