stink relish

Similar to a stink pickle, except a liquid turd, diahrea, etc.

Dang, I knew I shouldn't ahve eaten that Alsups burrito, I just shot stink relish all over the bathroom wall, its even in my socks!

by skarch August 31, 2004

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

by CanisMinor June 9, 2016

Realistic Smurf cat

A realistic image of a Smurf or Shaylushay (Шайлушай) is an artwork of a Smurf that has a face of a cat and is holing a snail on its back. the image became a TikTok trend in September 2023,

The picture isn't loading but I swear if its that realistic Smurf cat thing im gonna fucking lose it

by Indoggob September 11, 2023

gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

anarcho-realism

A political theory of sensualism that is bounded on the material side by synthetic Marxism and on the metaphysical side by synthetic fascism.

The fourth (and last) theory of politics that involves human will or effection.

Precedes meta-realism, metamodernism, or meta-consciousness.

Also known as 'synthetic realism'.

Technologically distinguished by constructivist (conscious) materialism.

While hyperreal primitivism is a subculture of anarcho-realism, meta-culture is congruent to it.

by sandraxine June 20, 2018

Realist

One who has a strong view stance on Reality & Perceives it as such

Is that Glass half full or half empty? Dude, Who cares. It has water in it, i know cause i'm a Realist

by aCanadianGuyeH April 29, 2015

Ass Relish

The ripe slurry of fecal matter and poor decisions produced when mucus somehow combines with semen inside of the ass.

After an intense butt fucking, Jen had ass relish leaking everywhere.

by 6 dozen donuts February 2, 2017