B Real

(1) fake; artificial; fictional; false; feigned; imitation
(2) Often referred to as an untrue person; a poser.

1. Hey is that B Real, no its B Fake
2. He didn't do anything of which he said he did, he's
such a B Real.

by -=-=-= January 10, 2008

Got real bad

The act of getting intoxicated and performing an act that you would not normally do.

Hausman got real bad last night at Bot's and hooked up with Harvey Wallbanger. Last time we saw him he was washing the gay off his penis.

by R. DiCerbo March 8, 2013

The Real Business

Expression used to describe partying at a higher level, taking no regard for anyone other than fellow Real Businessmen. Indulging in a full on frenzied binge of all of the goodness life can handle. Balls to the wall.

I was out with Dunc last night, we started off in a techno filled strip club with a couple of coked up hookers, then we went round to Johny's and got fired into The Real Business

by Barry Amazon January 26, 2014

Dove Campaign for Real Beauty

A marketing campaign disguised as a Public Service Announcement. A series of ads by Dove/Unilever featuring several thick-waisted, moderately attractive women that are supposed to change the face of beauty, er, sell lots of soap. Mainly appeal to insecure, middle class female bloggers who can't deal with the fact that there are women out there who are thinner and prettier than themselves or their overindulged daughters. The revelation that many of these ads had been heavily airbrushed has pretty much brought this nonsense to an end.

Laura: I bought the Dove firming cream because the Dove Campaign for Real Beauty is trying to make women love their bodies as they are.

Caitlin: If our bodies are beautiful as they are, why do we need firming cream?

by St Veronica July 7, 2010

do it real big

To do something with excellence. To be one of the best at whatever it is you do

Jon: whats up with joey?

Kate: He's uptown doin' it real big at the jazzhouse.

(example 2)

Tom: Are you going to win the competition Saturday?

Mike: I'm gunna "do it real big" bro.

by tjamnz January 11, 2008

You actin like a real bitch right now

Phrase used on a person who is behaving/speaking in a highly bitchlike manner.

Jonathan: "Al Gore drank my apple juice."
Briana: "You actin like a real bitch right now"

by straight_evil August 7, 2006

real brief

to have sex with a girl briefly,

i banged her real brief when i came home from the club

i saw her on my lunch break so we just went into my car, real brief

by DJ Mookie J December 20, 2008