real

The act of being emotionally finished with someone or something to the point of violence.

You betta stop, b'fore it gets real up in here

by De'shawn September 14, 2016

real

the one piece

the one piece is real

by tavg123 October 17, 2023

real

Used by students of the Mercedes class of 2006. It evolved from the use of sarcasm. i.e. When someone says something that is unfavourable, the response is 'real'.

Person 1: We have to stay behind after school until we finish our assignment!
Person 2: Real! Like we're gonna do that

OR

Principal: If anyone is involved in vandalising the school on muck-up day, they will not be allowed to sit their exams here.
Yr 12s: (muttering to eachother) Real!

by joker_2246 October 28, 2006

real

Assuming that it is something we are able to feel, smell, taste and see, real is simply electrical signals interpreted by one's brain.

Morpheus: What is "real"? How do you define "real"? If real is what you can feel, smell, taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain

by infiniti X April 25, 2004

real

poses complete and/or utter disbelief

Synonym: are you kidding me

-is usually repeated a few times to show the disbelief of said person

Julia: Yo man, Denise had sex on her rag and tossed some guys salad last night

Amber: omg...real?!?!

by xenu! May 22, 2008

real

Sarcastic put-down. Has taken the place of the oft-used whatever.

"50 Cent rules!"
"Real."

by icedout May 22, 2005

real

it is the brazilian currency

how much can i buy wit one real?
you could buy a small cachaça.

muita obrigada!

by pablo bvs September 10, 2006