Quad Cities Rambler 

While the female is shitting on the toilet she is also giving a blowjob to the male standing in front of her

Dude, last night I got a Quad Cities Rambler from Stacy. We're throwing away ALL the Pepto in this house!!

Quad Cities Rambler by Mitchell Wharton October 19, 2010

windy city rambler 

(n) When one has breast intercourse facing the feet, completes ejaculation, and farts in their partners face.

I tit f***ed her and gave her a windy city rambler.

windy city rambler by Junkyard Joe November 12, 2007

holiday rambler 

After receiving oral sex from a female the man ejaculates into a glass of eggnog which the female will then drink.

Hey Suzy did you enjoy your holiday rambler?

holiday rambler by Goldy_5 April 25, 2011

Midnight Rambler 

Having tunnel vision, a person unable to accept or process information not consistent with their own paranoid delusions.

I tried to explain the reasoning behind gun control but he's a midnight rambler.

Midnight Rambler by mojometal February 27, 2015

ass rambler 

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

ass rambler by jp October 27, 2003

crimson rambler 

When a girl is currently on the rag and you have to sit through her boring ass speech about why she deserved an A on her last paper, you put your hands down her pants, remove the bloody rag and stuff it down her throat.

Guy 1: So, did you hang out with your girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah, she wouldn't shut up so I gave her a crimson rambler.

crimson rambler by SoggyPumpkin September 2, 2010

banana rambler

Aaron Allen's first and only acoustic project. It had over 5 CD sales and one of it's songs, Bumble Bee Symphony, became an instant hit making VH1's Top 20 Countdown appearing at #2. It currently is struggling on MTV's "Rock Countdown", attempting to even premiere.

Man: Banana Rambler?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Huh?

banana rambler by risto1116 July 6, 2006