Skip to main content

Rakdos

1. A central character in Magic The Gathering, Rakdos is a red, monstrous demon and leader of the cult of Rakdos controlled by his guild's champion Lyzolda, a "whore of babylon" type character in the Ravnica storyline of MTG. Rakdos is strongly characterized by his monstrous grin, giant red horns and wings, and having the ability to force your opponent to sac. permanents once he inflicts combat damage.

2. The Cult of Rakdos, a violent cult where most of its members are mass murderers, psychopaths, and mercenaries. Those who enter the cult do not live long lives and many of Ravnica's guild's take advantage of the amount of mercenaries in the Cult of Rakdos.
The Cult of Rakdos will use anything as a murder weapon!
by IamRakdos November 29, 2009
mugGet the Rakdos mug.

rankosaurus

When something is totes disgusting and it causes you to vom a little in your mouth
Benji: Jinj put coke bottles in his nose - and then tried to eat them out!
Timsy: Ergh! That is rankosaurus! - Gross I vommed a little in my mouth
Benji: Man, who am I hanging out with - a hunting pack of rankosauruses? I hope the 'decency comet' comes to wipe you all out!
by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
mugGet the rankosaurus mug.
Related Words

rankosauruses

The plural of rankosaurus (could also be "rankosaur-i")
The singular can also be "rankosaurus rex"
Timsy: Fark you wouldn't have believed the smell, it was revolting. How long had you left those burgers rotting in that bag for?
Jinji: It'd only been like one month?
Timsy: You are the king of the rankosauruses - you truly are rankosaurus rex
by TimothyToothpaste October 29, 2011
mugGet the rankosauruses mug.

Rakofsky Effect

Infinite pleading amendments as the unintended consequence of suing to censor your critics.

This term is in reference to Rakofsky v. The Internet, a defamation suit filed by Joseph Rakofsky against approximately 80 defendants, including The Washington Post Company, screen names, email addresses, and various esteemed lawyers who publicly on their websites condemned Joseph Rakofsky for bringing shame upon the practice of criminal defense and the legal profession. As the story caught fire across the blogosphere, plaintiff Rakofsky continually amended the suit, adding new defendants seemingly every time a new individual on the internet spoke critically of him, which only prompted wider criticism, thus creating a self-perpetuating cycle.

*See Rakofsky Standard
"When you sue the internet for being mean to you, don't be surprised by the Rakofsky Effect."
by angelanalyzes July 1, 2011
mugGet the Rakofsky Effect mug.

Kimi Raikkonen

Formula 1 race car driver from Finland, currently second in the Championship standings. He drives for West Mercedes-McLaren, and is the main driver on the team.

Born on October 17, 1979, in Espoo, Finland, Kimi is 25 years old, and one of the best Formula 1 drivers to come from Finland, alongside Mika Hakkinen.
Kimi Raikkonen just won the Monaco Grand Prix, and on pole too!
by Kiele July 4, 2005
mugGet the Kimi Raikkonen mug.

Raikou

Raikou is the 243rd pokemon.
Raikou belongs to a trio of legendary pokemon, the other two being Entei and Suicune.

Raikou is said to be the embodiment of lightning/thunder, and unlike Entei and Suicune, is not in his own movie, though he does have a one hour special episode called "Raikou: The Legend of Thunder!"

Raikou also has a Giant Pokemon Center edition Plush, along with the other two beasts.
Raikou is available to catch in pokemon Colosseum (from the third boss, Ein) and in fire red and leaf green, when you pick Squirtle as your starter and beat the elite four. (appears at random)
Also one of the best pokemon out there.
1. Tom: WOAH look a real Raikou!
Liz: That's a big stuffed animal Tom, it's not real get over it.

2. "A wild Raikou appeared!"
Liz:WOAH a thunder tiger!

3. Raikou, one of the three legendary beasts of the second generation.
by Typhlosive July 11, 2009
mugGet the Raikou mug.

Rakk

To delay or hinder the execution of a planned event due to tardiness or inconsideration.

To completely disregard time and lie to your friends about when you will arrive.

To willingly choose McDonalds over other options of better cuisine.
1. Yeah, he totally rakked me this morning and we were late getting to the slopes by 2 hours.

2. He said he would be here by 7, but we know hes running on Rakk Time

3. Damn, so many places to eat and you Rakk us by taking us to McDonalds.
by Tucker Longinotti December 14, 2007
mugGet the Rakk mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email