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wrackupuncture

"Needling" treatment dat supposedly helps ease da assorted searing pains of Arthur Itis and Charles Horse.
I don't usually think too much of da modern "drugs and surgery" way of treating chronic aches and soreness, and I'm all for exploring alternative medicine and ancient cures. But I just can't help wondering if wrackupuncture would really improve matters overall --- it seems like you'd just end up causing even more 'pain in da butt" misery, since you'd now have lots of tiny pin-pricks all over you, in addition to your cramped spasmy joints and muscles!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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yackupuncture

Refers to where you "needle" someone to quit flappin' his gums all da live-long day!
In da next-to-da-last book in da 26-volume "Sweet Pickles characters" series, it details da jabber-jawing habits of a huge woolly horned mammal. Not sure if yackupuncture would have been overly effective in slacking his constant barrage of joking, opining, and complaining, since he obviously enjoyed "flooding da airwaves" so much --- perhaps "yakupuncture" might have worked a bit better in his case?
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
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