Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round

To engage in marital relations with your significant other while moving up and down in a smooth, fluid motion as if riding the merry-go-round at a local theme park or carnival. Usually performed by red-headed men over 50 with crooked clam hammers.

Rawd: Wow, Emil. What's with the big smile??

Emil: Guess!!!!

Rawd: Ummmm..you discovered a cure for E-BOAL-EYE??

Emil: Nope!!!!

Rawd: Hmmmm..you finally got to visit the Book SUPPOSITORY???

Emil: Nope!!! Come on Rawd, you know why!!

Rawd: No I don't!! What is it!!

Emil: OK!! I'm happy because I went Up and Down Like a Merry-Go-Round last night!!!!!!

Rawd: That's fantastic. Congratulations!!

by Willis Kwok January 10, 2017

all rounder

someone who's good at everything.

do you know that WOODZ guy?

you mean Cho Seungyoun? the one who has an insanely beautiful vocal yet also raps and dances well?

yes. he's truly an all rounder.

by stanwoodz March 1, 2021

Round sheep

When something really makes you think deeply about something - a very thought provoking idea

“I wonder if there are aliens out there?”
“Round sheep!”

by ebeneezergoode July 11, 2022

Spun right round the ankles

Describing drunkenness, being messed up, can not walk straight

Look at that hobo he can't even stand, must be "spun right round the ankles"

by tbart8 March 11, 2010

Pocket Rounds

An insanely good bar drinks special that is so economically friendly that it can be paid for with the otherwise useless loose change and stray one dollar bills found in your pockets from the night or weekend before. These are usually only an hour long and result in a blackout status when taken advantage of correctly.

Hey Chad, round up the other gross guys! We are going to the Freemont tonight at 8 until 9 for pocket rounds.

by Arouser July 25, 2018

Round Tuit

The rarest of Tuits available in the known universe, the Round Tuit is a true gem of an artifact, with an illustrious history. If you have located one, you must cherish and protect it, for its ethereal beauty cannot be properly articulated within the stringent limitations of the current languages of mere mortals. Blessed are those who hold a coveted Round Tuit, for they will never have to fall victim to the age-old adage "I will do (menial task) when I get around to it." Nay, for the holder of a Round Tuit shall be charmed with the ever-present ability to effortlessly and joyously conquer all things requiring doing: present, past, and future.

"I had been trying to finish a home renovation project for ages, but due to only having square and rectangle Tuits in my garage, I was unable to. Alas, I came across my cherished possession. Once I got a Round Tuit, the job was done before you could shake a stick. Now, nothing can stop me!"

by zaniac420 August 3, 2018

first rounder

Hockey lingo for describing a girl who is smoking hot and you'd smash ferda.

Damn that waitress is a first rounder

by Ferdaboys41 February 11, 2017