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Russian bagel 

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

Nerf Russian Roulette 

Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.
There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.

russian flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and slap her ears simultaneously
She said she loved me, right as she was blowing me. I gave her a Russian Flashbang and got the hell outta there.

Remember, no russian

If you hear someone shout this at an airport, act dead
Remember, No russian * elevetor opens* *people screaming their last screams as people are getting shot up by a M249 Saw*

Russian Hat 

A Russian Hat refers to the act of taking a dump in the hood of someone's hoodie and pulling it up over their head.
"Hey Billy, I just gave Matt a Russian Hat"
Russian Hat by dodgypigeon March 12, 2021

russian suicide 

An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
russian suicide by kanapanapan February 26, 2017