jackass quotient

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.

The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.

by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005

Epidemiological Quotient [Epi Quo]

I have coined this term and it can be measured "to assess the knowledge of the doctors about the medicine and health in the social context".

Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo can be explained like If a doctor has good knowledge about the treatment of a illness but if he/she doesnt know that what is the problem statement of that disease in the society it can be said that He/She has low Epidemiological Quotient Epi Quo. A good doctor knows the treatment and social pathology of that disease also(In other words, good in Epidemiology). eg. If doctor knows the treatment of diabetes but he doesnt know what all factors like Genetics, age, sex, socio economic status affect the chances of one getting Diabetes or what is the prevalence of it in his society then that doctor can be called that he has low epi quo. Knowing all this means Higher Epidemiological Quotient.

by Dr Chandrakant Lahariya October 30, 2005

Quoteversation

Engaging in a conversation with a person using primarily, or solely, T.V. or Movie quotes.

A: "What do you want to eat?

D: "McNuggets! I'ma get that fo sho!"

A: "What do you think you are, an Irish R&B singer?"

D: "Whoa, that was a quoteversation moment!"

by AEB7802 February 3, 2009

nerd quotient

1. Refers to the level or degree of one's nerdiness.
2. If used in conversation, one's nerd quotient automatically skyrockets.

1. An exponential increase in your nerd quotient has occurred!
2. M!lk is uppin' her nerd quotient by posting this on Urban Dictionary.
3. Bob: "I stand undefeated at DDR! Wow, I'm really upping my nerd quotient, huh?"
Adam: "You're even nerdier for using that phrase, man."

by M!LK April 18, 2008

Gondola Quotient

a special formula that will determine your gaming proness level. it is very complex and can only be calculated by a computer but it involves ratio of wins to losses, number of hours a day playing, and number of hot gamer chicks you pick up. a pr0 has a higher score.

the gondola quotient is a rating from 1 and up
to have a gondola quotient over 9000 is to be god

person: yo that pro has a Gondola Quotient of 8999. hes almost god.
person 2: ya, I hear he play 25 hours a day

by smexy_lolrus December 17, 2009

bullshit quotient

The amount of bullshit you are willing to put up with at a particular compensation.

That job sucks, but it pays well. It meets my bullshit quotient.

by Cqah February 1, 2017

Quotie

1. A self quote. 2. A cross between a selfie and a quote.

One of the greatest struggles in life is trying to make sure your healthy habits outnumber your unhealthy ones.

-Carl
#quotie

by AllAmericanJeT August 3, 2016