Quinlan

a boy who looks like a lord of the rings character and is happy to be this way. often has sex with a girl who resembles Gimli

man that dude looks like a fucking elf mixed with a orc mixed with a naked gandalf, what a Quinlan

by sarah hates fun January 21, 2008

Quinlan

being a goody goody two shoes and a suck up. The people that act like they are tough and think they are geniuses

Everyone in their lives knows at least a few Quinlans

by tenkaichi March 3, 2011

Quinlan

A massive throbbing penis

I split her in half with my Quinlan

by Satans crotch May 21, 2020

Quinlan Texas

Quinlan where do I begin, the smell is awful it smells like a 24/7 hooker was in the middle of getting gang banged and died and sat in the sun for a few days.
The girls like to keep there legs open 24/7 like a motel 6 . You walk around a store and you can see the crabs crawling on people and all the guys like to act all cool cause they all low key BI.

Quinlan Texas Itchin an, burin Itchin an burin I got STD’s.

by Quinlan Texas sucks September 24, 2019

Dirty quinlan

When your penis is to small so you put one of your balls in the girls vagina and the other in her anus to pleasure her.

"She laughed at the size of my dick,so I gave her a Dirty Quinlan"

by Small member McGee June 5, 2020

Ryan Quinlan

Super gay fag who fucks boys in his free time. If you know Ryan Quinlan, It’s already too late... I am sorry for your loss.

Ryan Quinlan is queerer than James Charles.

by Donald Obama May 31, 2019

Quinlan

Bitchboy who you shouldn’t trust. Overconfident, snarky, and will forget about you in 4 days after you befriend him. A Quinlan always assumes to be the light of the night, but has about the same charisma as someone who plays VRChat for 9 hours every day. Quinlan’s also easily get close with Jacob’s, which is guaranteed a red flag. He almost always has weird pictures of himself, so if you dont wanna see some messed up toes, stay away from him. Quinlan’s will try their best to be funny by making random and weird noises, and when it doesn’t work, Quinlan’s throw fits harder than a professional shot putter can. Quinlan’s can somewhat attract the ladies, but end up failing in the long run due to being more two-dimensional than paper. Overall, a Quinlan is someone to stay away from, as they’re just awful.
Don’t be a Quinlan, be a Quinn.

(Quinlan enters a party)
Veronica: Oh my god, look at that boy, he’s so bi-sexy
Shelly: Wait, don’t trust him… He’s a Quinlan!

Veronica: Eww! Really? I can’t believe he deceived me again…

by Blixans April 20, 2025