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It's when you sit on the toilet and you think that your going to have a little bout of diarrhea... but when you go to push it out... "ohhhh... my god!!!"... it just sprays out liquids like it was under 3000lbs of pressure... or like a fire hose fully charged... it sprays so hard that the toilet water actually splashes up onto your back side...
Oh my god... I think I'm going to have the quids... everyone run...
by Brad and April Brew December 2, 2007
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Sitting on quids

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Jamal: "You comin' out tonight, blud?"
Timothy: "Yes, friend, I'm sitting on quids!"
by Nitro Noggin June 19, 2011
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Quidsalt

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Cheap cocaine or a tube made from a quid used to sniff up your coke.
Dude, let's go have some fun out on the town with a little quidsalt.

Wanna party? I've got a pound of cocaine, bring a quidsalt and let's sniff it up tonight! Ayo!!
by MuskegBandit February 17, 2024
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Trading Quids

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A secret "handshake" used by several shadowy societies in Britain concerned with the reestablishment of the Empire, especially in North America.
Person 1: Sir, would you like to exchange quids with me?
Person 2: I do not understand to what you are referring.
Person 1: Ah, my mistake.
Person 3: Excuse me, I could not help but overhear your proffer of trading quids with that fellow. I would be happy to trade quids with you.
Person 1: Ah well in that case, kind sir, please take this quid and also this secret parcel as a gesture of my good will.
by Wide Mouth November 29, 2012
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