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Get the queff mug.When a girl try's to crop dust you but fails and makes it the loudest fart ever that will burst your ear drums and will make your nose holes quiver
So we were all praying and this shelly made the biggest queff biscuit you will ever hear in your life
by Dhyerid January 17, 2016
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Get the queff mug.A highly anticipated board game that crosses the very definition of sanity. Most often used when under the influence of LSD, heroine, ecstasy, cocaine or a combination of the four.
The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
The game, created by Imagination Games (a multi platform game company), leads you to perform a series of unordinary tasks that one would never consider doing in any sober state. It is not uncommon for players to quit the game after the first few rounds due to confusion, embarrassment, or drug overdose. A recent study at University of Maryland suggests that students tend to score worse on the SAT’s and other standardized tests after playing this game. Although nothing has yet to be proven, rumors have been circulating that Quelf is one of the underlying factors responsible for the poverty in South Africa, the current economic decline, and the H1N1 virus.
Hey man, I just picked up this new board game at Target called Quelf, do you want to play?
I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
I would, but I'm getting drug tested at my current job. Next time I shoot up I'll let you know and we can play.
by l00katme August 12, 2010
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Get the Queeffetta mug.Lily: Hi Aaron
Aaron: Hey Lily
Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua
Aaron: Hey Lily
Lily: are we going to do it tonight
Aaron: hell yeah
Then it becomes night time
Aaron: Lily let me eat your beautiful pussy
Lily: first let me queffqua
Aaron: hell no I'm not going to eat your pussy after you queff
Lily: please chupa me la queffqua
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