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Chief Queef

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020
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Queefer at the Reefer

Mark: Damn, me and my girl had some crazy sex at that reefer.
Kyle: Yeah bro, I heard her. She was a queefer at the reefer!
by MsMegan July 22, 2012
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queeferific

She let out a pussy fart and it was queeferific
by brewmeistertony1 May 14, 2010
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queef greased

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
by Tbird January 24, 2007
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queef in a pan

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
by anonymous April 7, 2021
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queef-biscuit

(n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef.
Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit on his tongue while he was "down south".
by Santo Christo de Sanchez September 15, 2005
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queef goo

When you think you queef, but you actually goo yourself
Oops I just queefed! Never mind I actually just made queef goo! I JUST VAGINA GOOED MYSELF!
by Shanaenaepig May 11, 2015
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