Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantom Louis Theory

A theory composed by Louis L. , a Canisius High School student, that states that all blunt objects cut and that sharp objects crush. It also states that whan a sharp pinpiont pokes you, then it crushes, known as a "pin-point-crush"

(Quite possibly the most wrong theory stated... ever)

The Quantom Louis Theory states that the keyboard that you are typing on now could be used to cut yourself and the knives in your kitchen can crush your fingers.

by Buffalo Breaker Box June 1, 2009

quantocracy

A system of government based that writes, enacts and expires laws based on a solid foundation of scientific evidence. Each law created has 6 immutable elements: the law itself, the intention behind the law, the estimated costs of enforcing the law, the studies supporting invocation the law, the risks and crucially, an expiry date. At expiration, each law is reviewed for its efficacy, its cost of enforcement to date, how its implementation stands up to the original intention and the validity of the original studies.

Out of the ashes of the previous systems of government the Quantocracy was born

by whisperstream December 17, 2014

Quantious

Verb: "figure it out"

Quantious as a verb is a way of saying, "I believe in you, you can do it. Figure it out."

Derived from the adjective meaning of smart, fast, and curious.

"I don't understand this. These prices are in German and my printer isn't working," he said to his busy boss.

"Quantious," she replied.

"I need directions to your house," she said.

He texted her the address with the caption #quantious

by ResourceNinja October 15, 2018

Quantominous

Having multiple unknown solutions or factors at play.

What's the meaning of life is a quantominous question

The routes to cure cancer are still quantominous

I haven't finished my project as the solution is still quantominous

by Samuel887 February 4, 2019

Quantodestinomical

a person or transpired event who's destiny holds a limited qualitative amount of outcomes, Mostly in detrimental circumstances.

He has a disease, look like its quantodestinomical!

by Thisismynewpseudonym November 14, 2022

Quantious

An incredible amalgamation of the words copious and quantity, implying a very large amount.

Ed: What did you get up to last night Gus?
Gus: I drank quantious amounts of beer. Absolutely hanging off my tits now.

by WhySixPedalsFourDirections May 14, 2015